This kid Eren (on the right) wants to join the Recon Corps (who go outside the walls to fight the Titans) because he wants to see the world outside of the wall. The chick to the right of him is Mikasa who is totally bad ass and kicks ass twenty four seven.

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So the Recon Corp soldiers come back from their battle and an old lady runs up and goes like, 'I don't see my son' and the Captain guy was like 'I'm sorry that's all I could salvage' or something like that (which is why everyone including Eren is shocked) 

Eren and Mikasa go home, Mikasa tells Eren's mum that he wants to join the Recon Corps

Nek minnut massive noise outside

COLOSSAL MOTHERFUCKING TITAN 

Eren runs back home trying to find his mum, mum tells him and Mikasa to run away and nek fucking minnut Titan appears 

Eats the mum in front of Eren and Mikasa 

Om nom nom 

Nek minnut Armoured Titan (who looks like Iron Man to me) appears out of no where and smashes a massive hole into the second wall 

Errone fucked because the nekkid people continue to infiltrate 

After seeing all this shit happen and everyone being eaten, Eren is determined ohoho 

This is Eren five years after training 

I'M NOT EVEN JOKING NEK SECUND DIS MOTHERFUCKING COLOSSAL TITAN APPEARS FROM NOWHERE, IT'S LIKE IT HEARD EREN SAYING 'MANKIND'S COUNTERATTACK BEGINS NOW' 

PEEKABOO MOTHERFUCKERS

Because of Colossal motherfucker titans continue to infiltrate, Eren sees one of his buddies get eaten and ends up being very angry (as you can see from the use of language) 

Eren tries to save his friend Armine (blondie right there) but gets eaten by a Titan instead, loses his arm and leg 

Mikasa (kneeling) thought she was gun die because she gave up fighting and there was a titan coming for her bUT BAM NEK MINNUT ANOTHER TITAN KILLS THE TITAN INSTEAD?

OHOHOHOHOHO 

"Let's use this fucked up Titan to get rid of the other Titans attacking HQ because everyone else is pussying out and there is no way we could finish them all off" Plan succeeds, when Eren wakes up, his lost arm and leg is recovered but he is surrounded by the rest of the army (because they think that he is a bad guy since he turned into a Titan and that, and the pussy leader guy just wants to kill him because he's a pussy) 

Recon Corps who were out on a mission come back and finish the Titans off. Captain Levi (FUCK YEAH) finds one of his buddies on the verge of death, and he asks if he was useful to mankind... Sigh tears down mah face 

Eren (who doesn't remember much from being a Titan) has some kind of memory spasm and remembers his father forcefully injecting some kind of shit into him before going missing 

His father gave him a key before hand (which was for the basement) and basically yOU GOTTA GO BACK TO THAT BASEMENT BECOS IT CONTAINS TOP SECRET SHIT EREN 

Because Eren wasn't convincing with him being a good guy, pussy leader and the rest of the army wanted to shoot him dead but because he had Mikasa and Armine next to him, he wanted to protect them and turned into half a Colossal Titan??? Everyone was like "omfg shock desu" 

True leader comes and saves the day, and asks Eren if he's willing to change into Titan form and move the boulder in order to block the exit (to stop Titans from coming in) 

*Gonna stare at u until u answer me u noonga* 

*Plan begins* "Protect Eren at no cost until he moves that boulder!!" 

Goes crazy loses his mind

Yup, he's just another stupid Titan afterall 

nEK MINNUT WAKES UP FROM HIS SLEEP AND MOVES THE FUCKING BOULDER 

Armine drags Eren out from the Titan body but tHEN NEK MINNUT BEHIND THEM 

We gon eat u fgts 

CAPTAIN FUCKING LEVI TO THE RESCUE 

FUCK YES LEVI WOOOooooooOOOOOOOOOO

Eren is caged up and is questioned by the Recon Corps (what his true intentions are) 

Okay I accept your request to join the Recon Corps but I'm gonna be taking care of you from now on so you gon be my bitch and if u misbehave imma slice u asap kk?