18.9.13
So yesterday was tranny day aka the last day of school and it had its ups and downs. People kept saying I had a nice ass (thanks guise) and after Bodelia saying it during the maths BBQ, I have never experienced so many gazes towards my ass. Apparently it's well shaped HAHAHA- Came to school at 7:45am to finish off the present for Mrs Abson but we ended up doing nothing about it. Celine (who was meant to help) spent quite a lot of time prepping her boyfie for his gender change so she couldn't come and help either. Ben surprisingly came early and yeah...
- Maria helped Cindy draw a stubble, monobrow and goatee and yeah Cindy legit looked like a guy and I think she abused her sunglasses and manliness for the day LOL (ironic coming from me since I thrusted my hips a good 5000 times and crotch grabbed 4000 times)
- Samantha and Leilei came and we all decided to stuff our crotches with hundreds of paper towels and I think I pulled off the best crotch/boner. If creating fake boners was a job, then I'd be the professional of this industry.
- To up my manliness I asked Maria to help me draw a stubble
- We all then went to the office to ask for sanitary pads (I forgot to bring lol) and it was a fun experience asking for pads as guys LOL Then took a few snaps with Leilei on the sick bay beds with our seedy and seductive faces
- Japanese first period, Mrs Abson cried reading the canvas but her reactions wasn't like super excited when she saw the coffee machine so yeah idk lol oh welps we all tried
- I don't know what I ate during that period but in period 2, aka English, I had the worst stomach pains. This was the period I looked forward to the most but it hurt so much and basically yeah, killjoy ffs.
- Maths bbq period 3, some douche put honey on the rails and guess who touched it.. twice LOL I kept going up the stairs and forgetting that there was shit on the rail and yeah ew ffs
- We also had to vote for formal
Thanks guise (and as of my suggestion, William x Taiga most kawaii couple)
- Teachers vs students netball at lunch, teachers thrashed us but the clouds were really nice yesterday so 80% of my attention was diverted towards the sky
- Mr Chapple, our principal, during period 1 said 'if you're not going to do work/know you're not going to do work, then just go home'. Hence Jess and I jigged economics ohohoho. I don't like Mrs Northey and we weren't throwing a party and it was going to be boring as usual so we just went home.
- Apparently people started crying (while we were laughing on the train back to Hurstville)
- No one wanted to go tutor because we were all so tired for some reason
- Had mud cake during tutor
- Who knew Narnia was based on the bible
