30.11.13
I don't even remember what happened but it was actually better than I expected (everyone was iffy about the person organising it i.e. no +1s and how she biased her friends n daht) Still turned out a lot better than I expected. Due to my 256kb memory I actually don't remember much so please forgive me (and I also forgot how to blog LOL it has been too long my sincere apologies) Actually all I remember was shuffling in heels and dancing like cray
4500 photos later finally a decent photo and as fucking usual Melissa Jane Bolin you are a fucking babe (despite all your complaints saying how you were extremely tanned n daht, you were still babin' 24/7)
I have such a cringe worthy half smile here but this is the only decent photo of me and my best m8 Teresa huehue she looked top dawg with her corn rows n daht. I was meant to get ready for formal with her, Jess Lee and Melissa at my brother's place but it organising it became excessively complicated so I ended up at Anna's and Melissa got ready at a salon.
I'm going to cover photo dis shit despite having 5 different colours on my back.
I actually looked bruised irl no joke there was like brown, purple, white and all these other colours across my back. Usually a tan means the area of the bra strap becomes white but I had double white on one shoulder da fuq? Oh welps basically just spent 50% of formal trying to ignore this tan and Devina's constant laughs at me crey
Not even drunk w/mah babe - Foxy Flo ft Lil Xin
During our toilet break (which none of us actually went to pee) I decided to take advantage of my thigh split (these weren't actually the thigh split photos though as you can see because I didn't even show my legs properly HAHAH) and holy shiet Shirley's quads no joke hands down 10/10.
Getting ready at Anna's yea yea yea. This basically meant me trying to refrain myself from swearing (swearing is my 2nd language after English, or even equivalent 1st) and everyone stressing the shit out. Anna ended up doing everyone's hair and I ended up reattaching my fake lashes 400 times and overloading on glue. Stupid me decided to stick two pairs together to make one pair bUT I FORGOT TO BRING THE OTHER ONE WHICH I STUCK TOGETHER which meant I had to use the uglier and shittier pair of lashes sigh. I really liked the other set :( Cynthia then came to pick Shirley up and holy shit ultimate babe in her dress but it was hilarious because she couldn't sit down.
Maybe I should have left my fringe down at formal. Please excuse the 500 selfies in this blog post I swear to God I don't luvoh this much irl. I would also like to thank wonderful lighting, world's most natural concealer in photos.
The entree was actually pretty decent (to the extent where I ate half of Samantha's without telling her HAHAHA) her fault for leaving the table during food time okay.
Midnight waiting at Cockle Bay Wharf with my best m8s Devina and Shirley. This involved a lot of snap chatting despite having 2% battery and calling Brian to bring alchy over to Shirley's house??
- Shirley's house had no water. Like, a house with no water. Okay more like one of her pipes were leaking so they had to turn the water off and if we wanted to use the toilet or wash our hands there were ready-filled-tubs of water in the toilet HAHA
- Brian then came over when we were going through Silver City photos and it was basically half an hour of us killing ourselves over Sarah Derrick and Devina wailing over all the photos that featured her face
- Then we played truth or dare/would you rather and all I remember was me trying to make up would you rather's because I have the best imagination ya noe. Because of my 256kb memory, I only remember the 'would you rather eat a finger every day for 10 days or have relentless anal leakage i.e. blood leaking ass ripping when you take a shit'. Still makes me cringe thinking about it
- Tried to fit 4 people on a bed, Brian left in the morning but we all reunited at Westfield during early afternoon for food. I also won myself free mexi crinkles from Salsa aww yeah
- Then tried out the Prank vs Prank prank where someone would be on the receiving end of commands and has to do whatever the other person tells them to. Shirley had to rub a model's leg (poster-wise), ask a stranger if her biceps were big. Brian put on this gay ass dress from Country Road and had to ask someone if it suited him for his formal and I think the guy took him seriously. Because Devina had a hippo onesie on, we made her crawl across the floor and block other people's path. When we told her to turn around and wiggle her all four's on her back I nearly died because it was the funniest shit ever. I pussied out as usual sigh
- Shirley then had to get her L's while I had to go back for tutor
