20.12.13
HOW DO PEOPLE KNOW OF THIS I THOUGHT THEY WERE ALL PRIVATE EVENTS?! Relying on my 256kb here so please forgive me if I have nothing to write about. Oh and it's not actually a brothel it's just drink ups at people's empty housesBrothel Round 1
- I came late so I had to awkwardly ride a car with people I didn't know?! Turns out it was my m8 nigga d driving so it was all chill. All I remember was a rocky ride with Taylor Swift pumping in the background.
- Then we played a few drinking games and everyone had to one shot vodka but Shirley and I never lost a game so we were pretty much sober for a while before we were forced to take a few shots. Then nigga d (Ryan King Dewan) called me a witch because I poured half my shot into Brian's glass?!
- Then this fucking bad ass grasshopper came into the house and all the girls were screaming
- Then Anton became my best mate and Ryan King Dewan became my best nigga
- (So many then's I'm sorry) but then everything was a haze, Devina threw up on Jasper's bed three times, I was being a depressed drunk, Shirley was on Brian, I was showering Devina, kissing games.
- Never kissed so many people in my life
- Then we had a macca's run and all I remember was Brian helping me walk(?) LOL and cockblocking the fuck out of Anton. "Tracey, make sure you choose the right car to park in your garage otherwise once it's in, it won't reverse" n shit HAHAHA
- Then I had one of the maddest dnms with Brian (even though I don't remember most of it) but all I remember were dem feelz and me agreeing with everything he said.
- Then nigga d cooked these fucking esh dumplings (nigga dumplings). Everyone was thirsty but lazy at the same time so I made my way to the kitchen, grabbed a pot and filled it with water. We proceeded to call this 'nigga water'. Then we were talking about opening a 'nigga restaurant' and how we would serve nigga dumplings and nigga water and then bam it was 6am.
They took my phone and I don't know what happened there
Brothel Round 2
- It was at Brian's old place. The guys were late so were just hanging around the outside of his house and the trash he dumped was still outside so I was basically going through all his shit HAHA
Can't believe they threw away Dougal?! (The Daffodil Day bear) I would always save up $10 (even since primary) and buy one whenever Daffodil Day happened.
- It was really awkward at first because there were so many other people that weren't at brothel 1? So basically there was a room of the Caringbah's and a room of the High's
- All I remember from brothel 2 was sitting outside on the stairs with Luan, Jenny and Nigga D talking about school and polishing this fucking shiny tap we found on the stairs. Then Devina (who drank and smoke) came in, took our nigga pot of water and put it on her head. She then proceeded to try and walk aka hitting into the wall and falling onto her ass. Luan called her a 'pothead'
- Then Devina decided to crazily run out of the house, Jenny and Luan tried to chase her but Luan ended up stacking it in the middle of the road and when I went out to see what happened, she was just laying on the cold hard ground (T-Swizzle reference)
- Then Luan and Jenny went home and I went back to the stairs with Nigga D, Anton and Tony?! They were talking about the weirdest shit and Tony kept saying that he'll flop his dick out or someshit
- Then Devina puked and more shit happened blah blah left the place after midnight, macca's run and slept over at Brian's new place (thank you BH for accepting me for a stay at your house, yes I will buy you breakfast one day)
- The nigga family also got baptised and Jasper walked in on us and his facial expression wow
I think I suffocated Jenny too much but I was talking about our childhood memories i.e. when I would wait for Jenny every morning to pop by the apartment and walk to school together and how sometimes when she was late I would wait by the verandah for her. Oh and how when my dad picked me up after school (we would walk together) and how we could never catch up to him because he walked too fast haha
This is Brian and I drinking nigga water out of a dish that looks like a dog bowl
Brothel 3
- Came late once again because I am a busy person with many plans
- I think I enjoyed this brothel the most (despite the 100 mosquito bites). Anton's leg looked like it was infected with aids or someshit at one point, he had like 10 bites on one knee then 40 scattered across each leg or something
World's longest train ride to Wentworthville
Nigga D!!
Tony was sleeping like Dracula so I put garlic all around him. I also hoped that he would wake up in a vampire manner i.e. straight up but he disappointed me sigh. Anna also passed out on the toilet seat and whenever people tried to help her up, she would refuse saying that 'it was 'comfortable here'. I think she stayed there for a solid hour or two.
6am Hungry Jack's run with Devina, Jisoo and Nigga D! I thought I was going to die because Nigga D was pree sleepy and still a tiny bit tipsy (I think) so driving was highly not recommended but food omg.
Anna wanted to puke so I gave her the Macca's family dinner box to throw up in. She declined crey
Anton and Jisoo watching pr0nz loljk youtube
Everyone was dead bored in the morning so we ended up watching weird ass shit like Misa Campo stripping to Suit and Tie. Then we were looking through people's blogs and shit and then idek what happened after tears. Devina, Haley Anton and I then presumed to go karaoke at Mizuya for three hours straight and it felt like death because I was so tired (that ten minute power nap).
I actually cabobs blogging about all this but overall tis has been very fun! (Despite the awkward starts)
