八分钟的温度。

22.1.14

Since I can't organise for crap, parasailing was called off and instead went to Andy Pandy's to sleepover! However, I had to tutor Claire first and it was the longest 3 hours of my life. She kept taking my phone and wanting to call Tristan and trying to stop her took too much effort (kids are too hyper these days). Daniel then kindly offered a ride to Pymble but that was another hour after tutoring Claire so Claire and I went on an adventure! Lol jokes she made me buy her chocolate and candy :(

This is my kid huehue

There was a doge in the library omfg I didn't even realise when I walked out of the door. Talked to the owner for a bit (an old man) and he was talking about how pretty the dog actually is (how the pattern and patches on the dog is evenly distributed and how it's symmetrical on the face etc;) Then we talked about the educational system and him saying how it was ridiculous how kids are being tutored and are already cramming at such young ages. He talked about how that doesn't prove that the child is actually smart, it should be a more natural thing (because it's so forced etc; and anyone can be 'smart') 505% agreeing with him on this one. Just like the HSC, it's a measure of how good you are at time management. The earlier you start the 'smarter' you are. Pure bullshit

Mario Kart (I got shat on because I can't drive for shit. However, if it were on a DS I would've smashed everyone - I used to play religiously LOL)
Then we went to eat dinner and Andrew's mum shouted us f00dz - I had really nice laksa hehe, thank you Mrs Lam! Mon then bought froyo after and silly Tristan dropped it in the car and made a mess.
Pool, ping pong and sting pong - whoever gets to 21 first and the difference between the scores is how many times you get hit by a ping pong ball (refer to photo above huehue) Andy got smashed by Tristan 500 times and had paintball-like patches across his back from the ball, it was cray cray
Then I found a kayak by Andrew's pool and everyone ended up swimming at midnight. Mon suggested going commando (we didn't have swimmers) and holy fucking shit it felt so weird like seriously never again omfg. We then laughed for ten minutes straight because something that shall not be named happened huehue
Overall it was probably the most enjoyable pool experience eveeer (it was really really fun despite all the eye shots and being grabbed by the legs and dropped into the water crey)
Inflated the air mattresses, showered and watched Room Mate until early morning. Like holy shit the room mate was Blair Waldorf from Gossip Girl but she was the biggest creep/psycho
Andrew kept moving because he slept in the gap of the two mattresses and he kept getting up to drink water so I couldn't sleep properly crey. Tristan the faggot kept yanking the blanket away and I thought to myself, 'it's okay I can sleep without a blanket' nek minnut died from the cold

Look at this qt!! Not sure what happened to all the cuteness now but ermahgerd (no pedo)

Woke up at noon, Dan and Mon left early
Watched Da Vinci Code again and I still don't get the ending. All I remember was watching it in primary and I couldn't sleep/go toilet for two weeks straight because the albino guy in the movie scared the fuck out me (he still does)
Played Wii, created a bald Mii and KFC for dinner. There was so much chicken, like, so much chicken. Being the turtle I am I stayed silent throughout the meal because I find it awkward when I eat with adults? If that makes sense... I think this is why I dislike family reunions n daht, I don't know what to do/say and it's so hard for me to eat because I become paranoid and scared that I'll do something clumsy :(
Played Pokemon Monopoly!! To be honest I've never played any other kind of Monopoly except for the original one (and the card game if that counts) so I found it extremely qt hehe and of course I was Charmander ^ ^
Left at 8:30 because I had to meet my brother at 9, turns out the earliest I would have gotten to city was 9:30pm and there was track work and everything so I ended up being extremely late :(

Monday 20th

Officeworks and tutor, finally bought the jetstream pens I have always wanted! This is my other kid, he's also another qt but he gets a bit cheeky when he gets to know you better i.e. he won't listen to me anymore crey. He can't pronounce the letter 's' properly and basically the family took him to a speech pathologist and during my lesson I have to go over 3209853 pages of words starting with 's' and omfg this kid... not sure if it's because of the fact that he's missing teeth but he's always saying 'sh'

Tuesday 21st

I was late again sighhhh but I do remember having the worst nightmare but I couldn't wake up from it. I can still remember how I felt in the dream and it was pure loneliness and emptiness... like words cannot describe how alone I felt in the nightmare and even though it may reflect the actual reality in the future, I really hope I will never have to feel this way again. I felt so lost, so so lost.

Had a quick post office run and then Tristan and I went to pool. I obviously got shat on but it ended up being a one ball difference so I think I did ocake for a noobie. Am I the only one who thinks that everyone looks 400 times cooler when they play pool? Like dat intense concentration, dat posture etc; or am I alone with this one LOL
And the sound of a clean hit omfg it's so refreshing

Karaoke at Mizuya for a solid three hours and I swear I always choose the same songs. The faggot kid put a massive chunk of wasabi under one of the sushi pieces and I nearly died when I bit into the horseradish. I think I also made him infertile with all my nut shots, #soznotsoz huehue

Day drinking! Despite the hesitance i.e. not enough time to sober up, the smell of soju, getting in trouble etc; the kid actually agreed to drinking soju! Obviously I was happy chappy and we ended up finishing one bottle each. Turns out mushroom wine is actually legit and it was only $6! Surprisingly the soju didn't hit me for the first hour and it was until the last few shots where I started to feel the tipsiness. Toasted 6 times and I remember being reluctant to actually toast to what I proposed (if that makes sense). Like even though I suggested to toast to a matter, deep inside I wasn't sure if I truly meant what I said.

Tried to sober up at Darling Harbour and look at this kid huehue

This kid also suggested to climb the ropes despite being under the influence of alcohol and we made it halfway! Then I pussied out because I didn't think I was sober enough to stay up there and the little kids kept shaking the ropes omfg like seriously can you guys not :( Commemorative photo hehe

Farewell at 5:30 and then I trained it home in hopes of stopping at Hurstville to do grocery shopping for the outing at Bare Island the day after. Ended up missing my stop and slept until Mortdale... I also forgot to buy 80% of the things that I needed to sigh.
Guys do not push a trolley when you can't walk straight
I felt like a safety hazard while roaming the aisles of Coles
Got home and tried to make food but I was so tired so I ended up finishing at 2-3am
Overall it was a good day because I was happy chappy most of the time hehe (mebbe except for 10 minutes during soju drinking)

Wednesday 22nd

Called off Bare Island because the weather was being a douche bag and some people weren't actually able to make it. This meant that all my efforts and money spent on food the night before all went to waste and since I leave for Shanghai the day after mum had to give away most of the food sigh :(

Started the day off with pool! It was Andrew and I versus Daniel and Leilei versus Jeff and Luan. Carried Andrew in the first two games hehe then he finally had a 'good day' during the third game.
We all had our derp moments where we would all miss the ball and directly sink the white ball. Andrew also fouled hardcore, the cue ball along with another ball flew off the table and Daniel made up a '4 hits' rule since it was a cray cray foul. Since 4 hits was a bit ridiculous it got cut down to two phew
Karaoke at Mizuya agains!

Shared foods with Andrewaaaa and if I actually get sick then fml (especially since I'm leaving tomorrow and there has never been a time where I have not been sick overseas and I was hoping that the streak would end this time)
I think I bombarded everyone's phones with the gayest selfies. There was minimal lighting so I had to use the flashlight app on my phone, shining it in my face while I took derp photos. I would upload the ones I have one my phone but the quality is a joke so I'll skip that
I think I shouted a lot instead of actually singing LOL but idk it makes me really happy chappy
I don't know what happened but suddenly Michael and Chris popped up?! I'm going to listen to Andrew and add Chris on LoL and noob-battle 1v1 it out hehe

Day drinking again at Kobow but this time the waitresses were so anal w o w. Like never have they checked ID before but this time (maybe because we went in a group?) they checked ID and we couldn't eat in our usual shady corner because they had to 'keep an eye out on the U18s' to make sure that we couldn't drink. Our table was basically split into two, the over 18's and under 18's and it was so shit. Still ended up with a solid 7 shots by sneakily pouring it into the water cups and Andy felt paranoid because it felt like he was doing something illegal HAHA. Leilei as usual turned red and the waitress got so suspicious but she pulled a 'the rice cakes were too spicy that's why I'm red'. Anal waitress even smelt our cups to make sure that we weren't drinking but phew we got away with it.

Brian and Anthony then came! Even though I spent 80% of my time dnming with Andrew in front of the Kobow toilets, thank you for coming huehue
I don't know what happened (again) but suddenly Michael and Chris popped up again outside the toilets?! Then at one point in time everyone ended up outside the toilets and we huddled together but quickly dispersed because it felt so weird to gather in front of the toilets or something
I think Kobow toilets has become my second home
Luan and Leilei left and then the rest of us chilled at Darling Harbour for a bit. Brian then brought Shirley!! hehe I haven't seen her for so long, she is da best
All I remember is asking the guys when they last jacked off... I got two yesterdays, no answer from Daniel and a 'two days ago' from Brian. Not sure what I was thinking/why I asked this question LOL But yeah I was kinda surprised because I never thought it's meant to happen this regularly/often. Then there's Anthony who doesn't jack off at all HAHA
Left the Harbour at 5:20 and then proceeded to dindin with the fambam

Daniel and Jeff were meant to join for dinner but since my family doesn't eat together often (i.e. not everyone present at the same time) my brother wanted it to be quality family time (guys I'm sorry, usually it would have been fine). The moment I sit down I see more alcohol and I may or may not have chugged down a few beers.

I now hold the responsibility of taking and bringing back two iPhone 5's to Shanghai (brother wanted me to help him do tax return at the airport) Like seriously of all people you choose silly Tina to take care of $1800 worth of goods? Like thank you for trusting me but no thank you LOL
Fell asleep in the car and tried to sober up outside the house
Had a 9 minute call and ended up with 499 mosquito bites, two somehow on my ass
Then I died on the bed, woke up at midnight and tried to blog for the past two hours (it's actually very time consuming)
Have to leave the house in 4 hours time and I have not started to pack at all, what is efficiency. Like seriously who the shit allnighters before a flight... I don't want to fall asleep on the plane because I want to indulge in this business class experience but holy shit I think I will coma the moment I sit down. Can't wait to visit the business class lounge again hehe and hopefully unlike New Zealand, I will be fever-free and devour a gourmet breakfast without feeling like shit
I think I'm going to wake my mum up and start packing, she gave up half way too.