14.1.14
[Update: turns out I was the only one who could see my archive i.e. no one could see my older posts, so I finally decided to put an 'older posts' button down below my page. Hopefully this makes things easier]
Sooooo Tristan and I decided to surprise Daniel on his 18th birthday. This consisted of personally baking a cake, legging Tristan's place by 6pm, dinner and chilling at Brighton le Sands until late night then ringing Daniel's doorbell by midnight. It ended up being buying a cake from The Cheesecake Shop, circling Brighton le Sands 500 times to find parking, dinner at Hurricane's, sand in pants, an awkward phone call and door bell ringing at 00:02 ehehehe. A basic summary: Trying to waste the 5 hours between 7pm-midnight and praying that Daniel would be allowed to celebrate it outside by the beach (2NE1 style ya noe)
"DAN THE MAN" Birthday card writing while waiting for food
Full stack of Hurricane's beef ribs yay yay yay
Faggot copying what I wrote
NOTICE: Sting rays on the beach?! There were actually people swimming in the water at 10pm (little kids included) Like guys seriously it's pitch black you can't see jack shit in the water what if you step on something in the water or a creepy man drowns you from behind (idk I watch too many movies). The water was surprisingly warm though.
I spotted a little kid huehue
The little kid wearing girls clothing + his battle scar (I am sorry)
After chilling on the sand for a long while we decided to head off to Daniel's place. His house number didn't exist on the GPS and that left me worried^worried but we ended up making it on time and surprised him! Then we dragged him out back to Brighton le Sands but we wanted that to be a surprise too (hence the shirt over his head). It took me 23535 minutes to get him to 'blindfold himself' because the kid kept refusing my requests crey. Turns out Tristan accidentally kinda told him we were going to a beach beforehand which lowered the surprise factor sigh
These two kids are 18?! If anything Tristan looks like a baby with his bib
Happy birthday DZ! I'm sorry I can't wrap for shit but I tried my best to make it pretty crey. Full trekked it around Hurstville beforehand to find perfect gift wrapping items (which rendered useless because I lacked skills in the end anyway) Got him a Tommy Hilfiger wallet (because his seemed a bit old) but turns out even though male wallets look 90% dead they still last quite a while... I was told this after I bought it :(
Coffee and pecan cake yea yea yea
Birthday boy!
This is pretty cc^cc
- Left around 2:30am because Daniel had his green P's test at 10am
- Even though my home was like 50m away, I slept in a car
- And there was a down syndrome mosquito which popped a balloon and bit me in the most retarded places ever (which little shit would bite the side of someone's hand wtf)
- Did I really just sleep in a car
In all seriousness, happy birthday Daniel! Hope we made an unforgettable start to your 18th! Andrewaaaa would have actually been there too (as you liked) but nazi mum crey. This is actually pretty weird because at Jervis Bay Luan and I thought that Daniel was already eighteen but today he only just turned legal age like wtf what were we thinking?
- Woke up at 6:30am, 7:30am, 8:13am and 9:30am. I was feeling extremely paranoid that any pedestrians who walked passed Tristan's car would think that we were two corpses dead in the back seat and would then proceed to call the popo or someshit (but phew that didn't happen)
- I craved Come Buy milk tea so bad but after 45 minutes of walking around (buying a pork roll, trekking it back to the carpark because Tristan doubted that he locked the car, going back to Come buy) IT WAS STILL CLOSED FFS
- Ended up with Chatime at Woodville Park
Half my childhood was spent in this park and that dome too holds memories I will never forget. Teenage embarrassment, teenage confessions, teenage firsts, teenage angst. If anyone remembers, everyone would always graffiti on the walls and the floor of the dome and at one point I wanted to deliver a message to a certain someone so with liquid paper I wrote out an entire paragraph in Chinese. A week later I was so embarrassed about what I had did (it was extremely impulsive) so I actually went back with an exacto knife and carved everything off LOL
- Became nauseous on the tyre-swinging-thing, Tristan took a nap and then we headed towards library because I had to tutor Claire at two
- Turns out that she was a younger version of me ehehehe but the entire 2 hours was basically me telling Claire to stop looking at Tristan and asking her to concentrate :( As usual she didn't listen to me crey, why am I so powerless?!
- That was probably one of the most fun lessons I have ever had so I'm not going to complain ehehehe
- Got back home at 4:30pm, my Lee Riders arrived!! (along with another parcel which I had to go collect myself crey). It turned out to be the Acqua di Gio perfume I ordered 50 years ago and it finally arrived like 2-3 weeks later.
- Then I snipped my hair and half-resurrected my side fringe ^ ^ Now my hair no longer reaches my ass
