5.1.14
I apologise for my lack of blogging (I am having a very uneventful life)January 2nd - Thursday
I basically woke up around 8pm and I had planned to drag Devina and Anthony to city for soju but I didn't even wake up myself so instead Devina and I went to Hurstville at like 10pm to eat food huehue. Spent a solid 20 minutes or so trying to convince Anthony to come (i.e. If you don't come I'll drink all the Smirnoff, Tina passed out etc;) and he came later at like 11 or something with $3 because we wanted to buy another falafel plate but we were short on money.
Urgh never again, so much regret on one $11 plate
Then Devina wanted to drink water but none of us had money to buy a bottle and she didn't want my juice so she called Sherry who actually came out at midnight with a bottle of water?! Who does that wow respect 10/10... If Devina called me out at midnight asking me to bring her a bottle of water I would give up on life. Then we went home and I think we played LoL. Strongest post hsc life
January 3rd Friday
- I thought I had tutor so I stayed at home doing nothing
- I actually wanted to go UNSW info day?!
- But yeah tutor was called off so I basically rolled around in bed all day and watched the entire season 6 of Big Bang Theory in one go #noregrets
January 4th Saturday - Brothel Round 4
So there was another drink up but this time at Allan's house in Hurstville so it was much for convenient yay! I decided to crash Anthony's house beforehand because I am a very busy person and all I remember is screwing around on Devina's Facebook account because she forgot to sign out. Then I left at 8 despite the fact that we were meant to get to Allan's by 7 (which no one did, everyone was stuck at the station and late anyway)
I let the cat into Anthony's house but it wouldn't follow me up the stairs crey
- I can't stand Absolut without it being flavoured but no one brought enough money for drinks so that had to do. It was also Cindy's birthday and she took her first legal sip right out of the bottle ehehe
- Leilei and I devoured the goon
- Noobs were playing LoL in Allan's room while the rest of us ate Cindy's birthday cake (which was this really nice Japanese bread-like thing omg yum)
- All I remember is me going to the verandah making a very long phone call and trying to confess everything I had on mind in hopes of clarifying everything
- I did a very good job and I remember being relieved and happy with the result ehehe, good job Tina
- Then Jasper and everyone came back with more drinks
- Kebab run with Devina, Dewan, Jasper and Sherry?! My memory is so shit wow
- During my period of absence (i.e. kebab run) it turns out that Luan apparently devoured half the bottle of Absolut AND SHE CALLED JAY AND SAID EVERYTHING I AM SO PROUD OF YOU BABY GURL, I WILL ALWAYS BE YOUR TOP NIGGA AND SO WILL JAY OMG. It must've felt so good for her at that time because finally saying out everything that was bottled up to the person you've always wanted to tell is an amazing feeling (I tend to do this every time I'm tipsy, apparently)
- Devina left early :(
- Then I ran back to Allan's place because I was reminded that UAC preferences ended that night in the remaining 16 minutes and being the paranoid person I am I had to recheck everything
- I seriously don't remember 80% of what happened but I do remember everyone watching Click and one point, Anton and Dewan leaving at like 3 or something to sleep in the car and the rest of us read Bong Chong Dong together and watched Pewdiepie compilations.
- I also spontaneously suggested to go soju day drinking again the day right after which was clearly a bad idea because none of us slept and we were all dead tired
January 5th Sunday
My m8s Luan, Raymond and Allan (idk where Leilei went) As you can see no sleep took its toll on us
- Everyone left Allan's at 8am, Leilei, Raymond, Luan and I went to a Coles run in search of gum and then headed towards City to eat at Tom n Toms
- Had to wait a while for it to open, we were too early crey
- I then had to go cash out and got a punnet of strawberries and chicken chipees to surprise my kids while they waited for me ehehehe
Am I like not the greatest friend ever
Raymond's honey toast and latte
- We ended up talking about our entire school while we waited for Andy
- I.e. who was the prettiest, who looked best/worst at formal, mixing and matching bodies and faces to make the perfect looking person etc;
- It was a very interesting talk
- Then Andy came and we sat for a little while longer because I was dead tired and I didn't want to move
- Played pool for quite a while and out of the 4 games I won 3 so I was pretty happy chappy ehehe
- I think Andy was having his usual bad day again LOL
- Around noon we left for Kobow to go day drinking and holy shit they are the shiftiest people I swear to fuck. At first they wouldn't offer the a la carte menu because it's 'lunch time and they only do buffet'. Like wtf last time we came during lunch and we did a la carte but how come we can't now?! Nek minnut the table beside us was offered a la carte. We also got ripped of with soju. Even though the sign said $7 soju and all the previous times we've been here it had been $7, it was $10 for us and instead of giving us the green bottles they fucking gave us mushroom wine lol.
- I made Andy google the difference between mushroom wine and nothing much came up. Being frustrated with everything already Leilei and I went to swap for a different brand (Wol, the one we usually drink) and I think it was the better soju because it was much sweeter and similar to the expensive one at Shinara #win
- I swear Kobow is shifty as fuck because last time their soju prices changed to $15 and when we asked for a fourth bottle their prices suddenly changed to $10 like wtf you guys can go suck a dick for being so dishonest
- If prices of items changed so frequently during the day (i.e. hourly) then this world would be so fucking hard to live in
Fun times anyway
- I swear Raymond is the only guy I know who asks for a selfie huehue
- Andy: "I have never actually taken a selfie before" so I guess hey there goes your selfie virginity
- Raymond turned tomato so fast that his entire body looked sunburnt. His eyes also turned blood shot red which wouldn't go away for a while
- Leilei as usual turned tomato too
- I think I'm extremely thankful that I don't get Asian flush (despite the fact that my bro gets hardcore flushed whenever he drinks alcohol)
- We then trekked to City Amusement in an attempt to go bumper cars but there was no one playing and after much contemplation we left to go to City Hunter to play LoL
- Leilei and I were half assed about it because we were so tired and I think staring at a computer monitor would have killed us both so instead we went to karaoke while Raymond had to leave
- It was a miracle we actually went because Andy is usually 505% against karaoke
- Halfway during our one hour session I dropped the remote and 2/4 batteries disappeared... like we literally were on our knees searching across the floor and we couldn't find it at all. It was alright because we had 300 songs lined up but we couldn't skip any LOL and Leilei chose Wrecking Ball so there goes 5 minutes of my life I can't get back
- Leilei then had to leave for work at 4pm so Andy and I trekked it to Hyde Park, laid in the grass and I made him (well forced him) to talk about his problems huehue
- It got pretty intense for the last ten minutes but the grass made our skin feel all iffy with red spots so that was another cockblock
- We then left at 5:30 because he had to get home before 6:30 and there was trackwork
- Got home, net was being a douche bag so I fell asleep before 8pm holy cow
- Like seriously I sleep at 10am and wake up at 9pm but instead I slept like a normal person and I even woke upat 7am today like holy fuck did I JUST FIX MY SLEEPING PATTERN
- For future reference: guys if you want to fix your sleeping pattern all nighter 2 days straight, get yourself drunk during one of the nights and go out on the third day and then bam everything will return normal the moment you get home
