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1.1.14

Going to start with today and recount backwards because the reverse sounds more tiredsome crey

January 1st - New Years!

Woke up at 6pm and only because my brother came over for dinner (basically means would've slept until god knows when if it weren't for the family dinner huehue)
Parents fought
Like seriously it's the fucking new years can you guys just stfu for one day
But dad was being a jerk as usual so it was inevitable anyway
Bro bought a taro mousse cake home and holy shit mousse overload... its layers are thicker than the actual cake. I was disappointed because I'm usually used to Savoy cakes whose cake layers are so moist, it's as if they inject water into the cake or someshit to make it stay that moist but these cake layers were dry crey
And that concludes my uneventful 4 hour day

December 31st - New Year's Eve

Great end to a new start with amazing people, no joke.

Started the day off with 9 hours of LoL, extremely thankful towards Tristan who stayed up until 5am just to make me feel happier (shit happens ya noe) He's usually the one who's against playing LoL so this is actually a pretty big deal huehue. Then I LoLed with Devina until god knows when but then she dogged because her mum found out she hadn't slept and pulled the cables out or something. After two games with Andy until 9am I died and planned on a two hour nap because I had tutor at 11am. The mum then called before 11 and asked if Claire could stay for three hours but I thought DZ was going to pick me up at 1 so I made like 2353 excuses to say I couldn't (also because I was physically uncapable of staying awake). Daniel then came at 4:30pm instead and off we headed to Tristan's!

Played a game of LoL with Oliver the moment we arrived
Tristan's sister was having a party with her law friends and we joined in
They were talking about how one of their mates got fined $2000+ because the popo caught them with someone in their boot LOL
Andy then came over but he couldn't eat because he had to go back home for steamboat... made him eat anyway because I am ruthless yeaaaaaa
Amazingly I actually didn't drink much (only one shot with Tristan) and it felt like an achievement

I wanted to try the punch so I asked Tristan to get me a cup and he came back with this. Can you believe such a qt kid (as shown on the right) turned out to be the ultimate faggot hoho loljks grateful for the cup (I was being a lazy ass so I made everyone get my drinks/whatever I needed for me)

Played Monopoly Millionaire again because apparently we were playing it wrong and holy shit it was pree damn intense. Tristan started off with all the properties and moneyz then nek minnut DZ takes it all and Tristan is left with nothing
Tristan put on his crotch guard
'Accidentally' yet gently flicked his nuts with an empty bottle and he basically died (as shown in the photo) I swear I missed but turns out I didn't and flicks are the worst
He is also a fucking beast at foosball, even against DZ and I we got smashed pretty hard
The rest of the night was basically attacking each other on his bed, video calling with three guys who were chilling in an office and fireworks on TV. The 7pm project lied- there were no fireworks of a koala taking a dump on a tree sigh. It was also one of the aunt's birthday?! Like I'm not sure if she was an actual aunt or like a family friend 'aunt' but DZ and I slowly disappeared into the corner and sang happy birthday for her from the darkness LOL (we felt out of place because we didn't know any of the relatives) We ended up getting cake too woo
Played scissors paper rock with a twist- you get slapped when you lose and holy fucking shit Tristan slaps so hard... DZ's hand bruised and turned purple and it started to swell and everything.. it also smelt burnt. That's how hard Tristan slaps. All I remember was after every slap, DZ would start jumping on the ground and roll in pain.
It was nearly 1am so we headed back home and turns out silly Andy arrived 10 minutes after we left
Felt like a Macca's run so Dan drove around to a Macca's nearby but turns out it was closed crey and that was my first disappointment of the year
In the end it was a blast - spending the end of a great year and the beginning of an amazing one with close friends is something pretty damn incredible

December 28th - Shits and giggles

Couldn't finish my honey butter and Devina ended up with cream in her hair

Since Andy got 99.9, he had to shout us all ehehe
Chilled at Tom n Tom's for two hours while waiting for the gym nuggets to come
Around 12:30pm Andy and Tristan finally came and we left to find the drink I really wanted to have (which I couldn't find in the end sigh) But we all shared ice blocks so that was a bonus
Intergate until 3:30pm because I wanted to LoL so bad
Dan and Mon then came, realised that Suminoya was booked out until 8pm but fireworks started at 9pm, decided to drop the idea of Suminoya and headed towards pool

Andy was having a 'bad day' again crey
Went to Big Echo in hopes of singing but after 20 minutes of lingering around the front counter we left deciding that karaoke was a no no (3 hours meant that we would miss fireworks)
Devina and I were hungry as fuck and then Michael suggested to share 2L (or was it 4L) of orange juice. All we wanted was food and we ended up pree frustrated because dem niggas were like 'lego harbour and wait for Chris' and Devina and I were just standing there like fml lego home we cbb anymores.
Went to Shinara for kbbq instead and I got my soju so I was pretty damn happy! (And it was good soju i.e. it was sweeter, more expensive) But holy shit soju and meat together tastes pretty great
Went to Yogurberry in an attempt to get rid of alcohol breath and faggots wouldn't accept Devina's $5 voucher. I ended up spending $10 on frozen yoghurt like seriously who does that :(
Turns out we were late for fireworks and we had to run like crazy towards the harbour
Then we proceeded to chill by the wharf and silly Tristan dropped his Samsung S3 through the gaps of where we were sitting and into the ocean... didn't even hear a 'plop', it just sank right down... we then decided to all chip in and buy him a new phone
Dan and Mon had to leave early but the rest of us chilled by the station and I had my fair share of phone jokes (ehehe sorry Tristan) but it was all gee because we m11.5's.

December 26th - Boxing Day

Seeing that most of us weren't sleeping and being the brilliant genius I am, I made everyone meet at Town Hall at 5am for Boxing Day sales. It sounded like fucking insanity but holy shit it was pretty hectic.
Basically spent 2-3 hours wandering around Myer with Devina, Anthony, Tristan and Andy
Bought a Tommy Hilfiger sweater, shoes, perfume and cologne x3
The Ralph Lauren top I wanted was $169 and I was about to cry
Devina and I then saw Zara having their sales on and the guys seemed pretty ceebed but they ended up buying all the clothes instead and Devina and I left with no purchases LOL
Had a food break and silly Tristan spilled his ice cappuccino all over his pants... then headed to Cotton On hoping to find new chino pants for him but turns out there were crazy sales going on ($2 singlets) and everyone except Anthony had a splurge
Melissa then told me during the day that one of the stores on George Street made $12000 in one hours
Bought a few T's at Superdry and proceeded to sit outside the store like a hobo because we were all waiting for Kobow to open (I wanted to day drink because I was craving soju)

I WILL COME BACK FOR YOU AGAIN

Anthony became more sober the more he drank (not sure how he does it)
The rest of us were pree tipsy but I felt so fucking happy (this is why I love soju, it brings everyone together in a happy mood. I swear I'm not an alcoholic, it just does wonderful things to everyone)
Then shit went down as we chilled by the park in Darling Harbour
After an hour we got $20 of gelato and that concluded the day because I had to go back for dinner as my bro and Mary were coming over

Turns out we were playing the entire game wrong (well maybe half) and holy shit never playing a game with my brother ever again - as you can see he is beasting everything