vaucluse!
14.1.14


  • Everyone met up at 11am and expected to get there in 30 minutes but the half an hour turned into a 3 hour long road trip. Finding parking in Town Hall was a total bitch, we ended up going from Aldi in Edgecliff to Woolworths in Town Hall (which lacked parking) and ended up in Wynyard Coles. Ended up buying chicken, serviettes, bread butter 100 and 1000s, etc; 

 

Aaaaaand we bought too much - 4 man feast. Being in charge of drinks and a lemon lime and bitters whore, I obviously brought a case of Bundabergs' and luckily there were four people otherwise someone would have missed out 


There were so many dogs omfg it was heaven, one little buddy decided to pay us a visit (twice) 


Anna kept dragging people down into the water and thank fuck I brought my camera into the water (it acted as a shield) otherwise I would've drowned. Being the silly kid I am I also forgot to bring board shorts crey. 




saldkgjsadlgjeaglsdggd everyone kept telling each other to 'buy a house here' dis beauty 



"I whip my hair back and forth" 



Panoramas gone wrong omfg



Someone buy me a boat 


Halfway Anna ended up perving on these three guys (well the guy in the orange underwear) whereas the rest of us fell for the guy on the right LOL She made me record them as subtly as possible and zoom in and shit and omfg I felt like a friggen stalker n daht. In the end when she saw the 'budgie smuggler' orange underwear guy's face she changed her preferences to the guy on the right haha (his bod was perfection) 


I think this is Nelson's Park? I don't know but at first we could't find parking at all which led us to a more less crowded beach (refer to previous photos) but after staying for a few hours we decided to drive back to this side of Vaucluse and it wasn't as great sigh. Filled with people and I don't know how many female nip slips and balls I saw when people decided to change in public. Just because you have a towel around your crotch it doesn't mean people can't see your shimatangtang when you lift your leg and reveal your rear. 


We then decided to play cards and being the genius I am, I decided to spice things up and suggested 'foot snap'. This required a lot of screaming and squealing and my foot dying (I was so fast so I was always on the bottom but I had a blister and Anna and Jenny's foot would dig into mine and I would cry in pain) I actually have a video (I vlogged for the first time! I felt like Bubzbeauty ehehe) and I'll probably upload when I'm really bothered/extremely bored. 


What are eyes.. What is sleep... What is derp Anna 


Jenny!
 

The sun finally decided to shine through the cloudy skies = perfect lighting. Anna kept hugging my torso and it was so god damn ticklish that I ended up spazzing like crazy. 


Good bye Vaucluse and hello Cynthia's house (we decided to eat out at Pancakes on the Rocks) 




On the table on the other side everyone awkwardly bumped into Furman and dem and that night was also the night that I found out that ANNA LIKES AN ASIAN? I ALWAYS THOUGHT PETER WAS WHITE AND HOLY SHIT WTF ANNA OF ALL PEOPLE LIKE AN ASIAN IS REALLY WEIRD. I got punched really hard by fucking Anna and ended up bruising everywhere. During snap she slapped my leg really really hard (twice) and it turned so fucking red and she's like 'I don't even hit hard'. Nigga pls you could fucking join wrestling or someshit (she hits like a grown man I swear to Buddha) 

Tina ★

18 ' UNSW
今天天气晴,因为你只留给我背影,
所以在我眼里,下了一场大雨。