jeff and gordon's 18th
10.3.14
The following is going to contain a few horrendous shitty quality images.


  • Dropped by Dan Murphy's to buy 3 more bottles of "sparkly" 
  • Headed to Star City and waited at the Casino level to surprise Jeff (apparently I wasn't coming ohohoho) but in the end only Marshall and George turned up because Jeff ended up at the wrong elevator or something idk silly kid 
  • Legit kept going back and forth behind a wall and whenever the elevator 'dinged' I'd walk out like a swaggy motherfucker only to find old people heading to the casino ffs  


I don't know what this kid is doing??


Since Leilei and Dan weren't planning to drink we stayed sober soldiers in a room and we had a pretty hectic view. Then people started to come in and we ended up hearing life stories, singing to Miffy and drinking nice drinks (okay maybe that was just me). 
  • Like George was talking about his sex life with A.L 
  • How he got this job and that job in all these different places 
  • I don't think I can ever go State Library again
  • Then Leilei told her prematurely born story HAHA she definitely deserves an Oscar



Let the party begin~ 


This is Alex trying to be a swaggy cunt/off his head (I don't remember what he was doing) and trying to tell the real story behind him and Samantha. Then there's Michael Gong coming out of the closet. I swear to god this kid is fucking hilarious whenever he walked in I just kept laughing, made my nighit pretty much (yay for Strongbows) 


Gordon and his mate dead on the floor.
  • When Natalie died from Bacardi we all tried to help out but Howjer and I ended up laughing like crazy. Like he would say something to me and I just couldn't stop laughing and he was pree drunk too so it was even more hilarious like seriously this kid should just be a clown. I think I took like 300 snapchat videos of his face up close and that had me shitting myself for five minutes straight
  • Then Dan became all serious lol and was like 'Can you stop laughing' 'Howjer stop it' etc; etc; and I had to bite my cheek to stop myself #ulcerfarm 
  • But yeah didn't succeed in the end anyway because Howjer is a hilarious cunt
  • I kinda also remember Gordon molesting the shit out of Sharon's shoe??  


I do this stuff on purpose now.
  • I actually don't remember much but I do remember getting ice cream and then Matt showing me his coin tricks and holy shit I was dazed. Then he'd do this weird ass trick where he'd feel the surface of my palm and he would be able to guess the card I chose like wtf did you talk to my hand or something?
  • Then we sang the two kids happy birthday :-)



Dnming with Leilei on the balcony 


Left at one and while we waited for Dan to drive his car over to the station (I was wearing these crazy ass heels and Leilei's feet also hurt) the Hurstville station cleaner guy kept cleaning around us and staring at us and shit and he was the creepiest fuck ever so we basically ran up and down the escalator just to run away. Then we waited outside Hungry Jack's then three other guys turned up and tried to pull shit and I was clenching on Leilei's arm in a death grip. 

Overall it was much funs even though I stayed sober, thank you huehue 

Tina ★

18 ' UNSW
今天天气晴,因为你只留给我背影,
所以在我眼里,下了一场大雨。