21.3.14
Being the forgetful and lazy goldfish I am I have forgotten the majority of what happened in the past three weeks (and the order things occurred). Basically going to try and tell a story from whatever photo I have sigh.
Morning of med camp. Woke up early and chilled by my favourite chill spot huehue (even though all the construction noises at the back cockblocked the nice atmosphere sigh). I don't think we did much that morning.. I remember wanting breakfast because I came with an empty stomach but we had to make it back to uni by 10 or 11 so we left right after :(
Lunch at Southern Wok with my favourite noobs!
Commemorative photo of actually listening and concentrating in a tutorial (accounting)! Timmy is not only a qt but also quite good at teaching huehue. Also congratulations to Brian for answering a question, you are my idol please teach me your brave ways.
Suspicious hair in Dan's pad thai
Bsoc Meet & Greet! Jane, Kenjin and I went for the free food which was on a table right behind us but the introduction to the Bsoc committee etc; was so agonizingly long (we were standing among the body heat) so we dogged at 5 for happy hour drinks. Kelly also shouted us drinks omfg is she not the best leader ever?! Also found Andrew sitting in a corner outside and being the greatest friend I am, I went to annoy him. He also has the cutest name tags ever omfg it's Tarepanda like seriously his mum is the bomb. Chilled for a bit then left for pool with Dan.
Kenjin and I waiting for Maurice and Dan?! We were hanging around the newsagent and we tried to find the gayest glasses and I found Kenjin a perfect pair (i.e. the faulty one).
Are we kawaii yet?
I also had a really weird blister above my ankle (like seriously wtf is a boot blister) so we went to Priceline and omfg they sold Mickey Mouse bandaids it was the cutest thing ever and yes I did take photos of all the sides. #noshame
Slayer Xu
While studying like good kids Eric and George (j00ce) decided to pay a visit which was very... different. Eric stalked Judy on my account for a long, long time. He also proceeded to call Rena a faggot... using my account. Like I haven't talked to her since like primary and nek minnut she sees a wall post from me calling her a faggot ERIC PLEASE.
This is me going through George's phone, only to find nudes of his ex and "videos". It's funny because I knew his ex in primary (i.e. met her once) and I haven't actually talked to her since then but I've already seen her naked l0l No study was done whatsoever in the two hours. Oh and Michael also popped by for a while and I may or may not have shoved the pussy on George's phone in his face. Kenjin also seemed pretty keen to watch the "videos" HAHA And being the top bloke I am, I sent Eric one of the nudes because you know... he needs pussy.
Are they the same person wtf. After the two hour R18 session, we all went off to the bus line behind the med building and we met this really weird girl (not going to name names but Skyrim) I remember her saying something like "blah blah blah she was shober". Went did sober have a h? We now call her the "shober girl"
Dinner at Mamak with my family
My to-die-for Thai milk tea, pad thai, pad see ew, green curry.
HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA I AM SO CREATIVE
Morning IGA run with a noob because the bus came so early which meant that we were half an hour early for our 9am lecture/tutorial. As usual I bought watermelOn but the niggas lied... there was a seed inside wtf. Then I had Jap Advanced with Kenjin and I think it's a ritual now to take a selfie whenever we walk down the stairs of the Old Main building LOL (for the LG ya noe). Then we went back to IGA to find cheap lunch foods and holy fuck we found a really good chicken deal it was so good. $1 lunches for the next 4 years woot!
Thursday 20th (how beautiful is this)
Lunch at Southern Wok with Brian and Kenjin (dat wonton soup omfg). Actually it was more like micro lecture at 9am, dogs halfway at 10am because we were all starving... which meant breakfast. Jeff also came and I was like waohaohwoahoahoah :D Then we headed off to accounting tutorial which was basically half a lesson of Charlie judging Brian and I while we went crazy on people's profiles and photos "!!!!!!"
Met up with Andrew, Dan, Yive and her friend to buy UNSW hoodies and silly Andrew didn't read his 25% voucher properly. Turns out he could only use it on the apparel at the bookshop but not at the actual place where they sold all the hoodies. Andrew and I ended up getting the same one at the bookshop and #GO HARD OR GO HOME so I bought another one at the actual merchandise store. There goes all my life savings but my winter wardrobe is now all sorted :) It was also pretty funny because whenever people are like to me and Yive, "you guys know each other?!" Yive would always say something like "yeah our siblings dated and they made us hold hands" HAHAHAHA good times :')
Chilled in the library with my favourite noobs again after hoodie hunting (Dan didn't even buy a 'hoodie' = =) Melissa also came to "study" but that just ended up as gossiping and even more gossiping when George paid a surprise visit. We all intended to stay for Eco Meet & Greet (free bar tab) but we went too late and they were being so anal about ID so we all left.
Chilled by the harbour and went for dinner at ELP (Eat Love Pizza). It was pretty funny because I was so scared that I didn't have enough on my card (everyone splurged their money on hoodies so we were left with minimal cash) and I basically had 300 scenarios in my head where we had to stay behind after our meal to wash dishes in order to compensate LOL Despite the restaurant name, we didn't even order pizza, just fettucine boscaiola and a seafood platter to share.
I have also consumed many chrysanthemum teas in the past 3 weeks, it just feels so clean and refreshing.














