18.4.14
So, before the Bsoc cruise, a family of four decided to head down to The Little Snail for lunch.
An essential : Lemon lime and bitters
Entree: Pate Maison
King Prawns
Main: Seafood Plate
Vegetarian Risotto
Dessert: Handmade Profiterole
Chef churned hazelnut and praline ice cream
It was a fine day with lovely weather, clear skies and soft breezes. All four of us were ready and pumped to chill at Brian's reservation at Astral Towers and... (please click read more)
LOL JOKES THAT'S NOT HOW THE STORY STARTED.
Mr Brian He and I had uni during the day and work right after so we were basically carrying our own body weight in our bags. Shift at work felt like eternity, the clock ticked by so slowly. My throat hadn't recovered yet (lost my voice two days ago) so it was still raspy and husky so talking for three hours straight took its toll on me. Shirley said my voice sounded better sick?! Anyway, after work Shirley and I waited a solid half hour for Busy Brian to finish and off to Star City we went (never getting used to 'The Star' sorry). Had a quick shower and by the time I was done Luan and Dan found their way to the hotel. Chris also came later with the world's swaggiest outfit, too bad he couldn't show it off during the night sigh (he would've definitely won outfit of the night). Left at 6:45pm and arrived late.. 'please arrive before 7pm' my ass, by 7:40pm we were still standing around the wharf.
~10pm view from the cruise~
- Loljokes, didn't even get on
- I was basically dead tired from the entire day and was trying to survive on 3 hours of sleep... this meant that I cbbed for the cruise the moment I finished work. (Dancing, socialising and standing for four hours straight didn't appeal to me). Lulu and Chris didn't seem to mind either (except for not being able to show off Chris' outfit sigh) and Dan just cbb in general with these events so we did some adventuring instead.
- Can I just say that if I could I would've snipped the fur off Jeff's coat and taken it with me
- George legit looked like as Asian dad with his jacket and shirt
- Eric had a scarf that looked like it was dipped in period (HAHAHA I'm so sorry)
- Asked Jisoo to herd Brian onto the cruise in order to accomplish mission 'Bankrupt Brian' (saranghae you da best Jisoo) It was basically pizza and ice cream in Brian's room and maybe bankrupt him by devouring all the food and drinks huehue
With my favourite people on the planet
- Since Dan and I hadn't really eaten anything for the whole day and Lulu was living on one meal, we decided to grab dinner and after walking around the entire Harbour, we settled for The Little Snail.
- Now, my phone didn't save my photos (hence the misleading beginning of the post to make up for the potential photos that would've been uploaded instead)
- Chris' french accent doe #dead
- Overall it was a very rowdy dinner for the fine dining atmosphere LOL but no regrets because it was filled with laughter and fun throughout the entire three courses
- "Dinner won't go for two hours.. right?" Well it went for 1 hour and 40 minutes and by the time we finished it was definitely time to fuck shit up at the hotel i.e. coronas and a lime from a kebab shop.
- Bankrupt Brian was a failure because we only used one tiny can of Sprite but it was $5 so I guess mission accomplished. We then started to mix coronas, sprite and lime in a massive bowl (tasted pretty damn good) and then the party started
- I think we all became a tiny bit tipsy.. I couldn't English at all "One bowl whole each"
Made our own drinking game and it was pretty damn intense. Overall Lulu and Chris technically lost but I think Dan and I drank more LOL. The table in the end became much wet such soaked because Chris just couldn't 'pour nicer'.
Our "chicken broth" aka Brian's testicles or something (I don't remember)
- One hour of drinking later we all wanted to play a few board games (the neighbour knocked on our door and offered their board games, they seemed pretty drunk too)
- However, we all started off with a 30 second pillow fight which got too intense too quickly
- Then all four of us had a bonding session together on the bed for a solid 20 seconds
- Chris and Lulu wanted to play Scrabble but they didn't want to play in the living room because it's more fun playing together in one room but there wasn't a lot of space on the bed (Dz and I decided to play Monopoly instead) so they resorted to the wardrobe HAHAHAHA They kept bumping into shit and I don't know how many loud thuds I heard but at one point they both came out of the wardrobe in bath robes wtf. I was genuinely concerned and wanted to call an ambulance for them.
- Half an hour later we were sick of our own games so we traded. Dan and I then played Scrabble in the closet and it was a great game despite the lack of space crey
- Chris and Lulu gave up on Monopoly halfway because their board wouldn't stay still on the bed so they ended up playing Mafia on the sofa. It sounded like fun because Chris' sound effects were too good. I think they both won in the end.
Anyway, we returned the games just in time because Brian came back from the cruise- Lulu and I hid in the wardrobe while a shirtless Chris and Dan stayed in the toilet. All we could hear was Brian banging on the toilet and telling whoever was in there to gtfo because 'I NEED TO PISS'. We were both praying in the closet because it felt like we were going to die if he discovered us. In the end we got kicked out so we took advantage of UBER, cabbed it to Central Station and waited for 40 minutes for a train to Eastwood. Bought iceblocks at 7/11 because I was feeling like a mad cunt.
- Had a 2am Macca's run and played more board games at Chris' house
- HIS CAT IS SO CUTE I WANT A CAT NOW NO JOKE
- Slept at 4am, woke up for a qt breakfast made by Chef Dinh and Youtube videos of rabbits on an island.
EVEN THOUGH WE WASTED OUR $40-$45 CRUISE TICKETS AND SPENT AN EXTRA $60 ON DINNER I DON'T REGRET OUR SPONTANEOUS DECISION TO DOG THE EVENT AND DO SHIT OUT OF THE BLUE, I THINK WE TRULY LIVED BY #YOLO THAT NIGHT. I LOVE ALL OF YOU GUYS, YOU GUYS COMPLETE ME PLEASE DON'T LEAVE ME, EVER. WHAT HAPPENS IN BRIAN'S WARDROBE (THE SHIT IN THE SAFE) STAYS IN BRIAN'S WARDROBE, BUT OVERALL IN GENERAL- WHAT HAPPENED IN ASTRAL TOWERS STAYS IN ASTRAL TOWERS.
